MJ's Wang-a-doodle

So the hot topic at work this evening was a question that I think goes right up there with "Does Beyonce poop?"  I had the question "Do you think Michael Jackson is hung?"  I mean he is technically black after all.  Most everyone said no.  Rachel and Han brought up the fact that his voice is incredibly high.  I added that could mean there were part or all of the genitals removed at some time.  Maybe he basically just has a beer bong attached where his junk should be.  The answer came from the professional black man James himself.  He said no emphatically without missing a beat.  He thinks that he is a product of his endowment so to say and that contributes to him being totally crazy and messed up.  After resident black man answered the question we were all able to have a sigh of relief since we had definitely found our answer.

Michael in Dubai-land

So Rachel and I were talking today how we would really like it if our restaurant could open a location in Dubai.  I mean Dubai is the place to be right?  I mean Michael Jackson is there spending the last days of his life supposedly.  That got us on a conversation about Mr. Jackson.  I was saying that if he dies early than I feel like all the bad stuff (child molestation charges/craziness) will all be forgotten.  Rachel disagreed.  This conversation about MJ and Dubai also got us on a great idea to make our own line of bedazzled denim burkas.  They would sell like hot cakes.  Bitches would be lining up to pick that shit up.  I also thought it would be cutting edge to make a slot in the burka to insert a phone.  We would put bluetooth out of business.