Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Make My Funeral a Circus

I love Britney.  I love Britney more than I love my mom (sorry mom!).  I have loved her since day one and I stuck by her during her "rough patch".  I'm no fair weather fan who abandoned her while she was going through her troubles and now is back on the bandwagon for her comeback.  I have backed her up in many arguments and debates.  She completes my life and she doesn't even know it.  I want her to be my gal pal so we can go to Starbucks together and talk about boys.  I want a Britney Spears song played at my funeral.  I don't really care which one.  Surprise me!

1 comment:

  1. i can attest as his sister that he does love B Spears more than our mom, for gods sake he had a life sized cut out of her in his room... thats the closest any girl has gotten to his bed.... ahhh badum ching!!!! and whats up with your morbid fascination with your funeral in all of these blog postings?